From: Yan Kai, Pri 4, Pei Hwa Presbyterian Primary
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
Ans: To find Pluto.
From: Phua Si Yi Amanda, Pri 5, Dazhong Primary
Q: Why can't you play tricks on snakes?
Ans: Because you can't pull their legs!
From: Shaun Tan, Pri 3, Catholic High
Q: What is the smartest bee?
Ans: A Spelling Bee!
From: Siti Rezkiah Binte Mohd Radzelee, Pri 4, West View Primary
A panda goes into a restaurant and orders food. When he finishes his food, he shoots the waiter. Then he leaves. The police soon catch the panda and they ask, "Why did you shoot the waiter?"
The panda says, "I am just doing what the dictionary says a panda should be doing!"
So the police check the dictionary.
"Panda - An animal that eats shoots and leaves."
From: Ong Han Yang, Pri 4, Catholic High
Q: What do you get if you cross a bunny and a bug?
Ans: Bugs Bunny
From: Lee Ming Xuan, Pri 5, Princess Elizabeth Primary
Q: What is a rabbit's favourite kind of music?
Ans: Hip-Hop!
From: Lee Ming Xuan, Pri 5, Princess Elizabeth Primary
Q: What is a snake's favourite subject?
Ans: Hissstory
From: Tok Kim Ee, Pri 4, Jiemin Primary
Q: Why did King Kong climb up the building?
Ans: He was too big to go up the lift!
From: Tan Jarvis, Pri 5, West View Primary
Q: Why do sharks live in salt water?
Ans: Because pepper makes them sneeze.
From: Warren Wong Wee Jun, Pri 5, Kranji Primary
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out of the window?
Ans: He wanted to see the butterfly.
From: Warren Wong Wee Jun, Pri 5, Kranji Primary
Q: What do you get from a nervous cow?
Ans: Milkshakes
From: Nurul Hudha, Pri 5, Kranji Primary
Q: How do bees travel?
Ans: They take the buzz!
From: Darien Too, Pri 6, River Valley Primary
Q: How can you tell one end of a worm from the other?
Ans: Tickle the middle and see which end laughs!
From: Kush Madia, Sec 2, Greendale Secondary
Q: How come koalas carry their babies on their backs?
Ans: They can't push a pram up a tree.
From: Ong Han Yang, Pri 4, Catholic High
Q: How do you count cows?
Ans: Using a cow-culator!
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
Ans: To find Pluto.
From: Phua Si Yi Amanda, Pri 5, Dazhong Primary
Q: Why can't you play tricks on snakes?
Ans: Because you can't pull their legs!
From: Shaun Tan, Pri 3, Catholic High
Q: What is the smartest bee?
Ans: A Spelling Bee!
From: Siti Rezkiah Binte Mohd Radzelee, Pri 4, West View Primary
A panda goes into a restaurant and orders food. When he finishes his food, he shoots the waiter. Then he leaves. The police soon catch the panda and they ask, "Why did you shoot the waiter?"
The panda says, "I am just doing what the dictionary says a panda should be doing!"
So the police check the dictionary.
"Panda - An animal that eats shoots and leaves."
From: Ong Han Yang, Pri 4, Catholic High
Q: What do you get if you cross a bunny and a bug?
Ans: Bugs Bunny
From: Lee Ming Xuan, Pri 5, Princess Elizabeth Primary
Q: What is a rabbit's favourite kind of music?
Ans: Hip-Hop!
From: Lee Ming Xuan, Pri 5, Princess Elizabeth Primary
Q: What is a snake's favourite subject?
Ans: Hissstory
From: Tok Kim Ee, Pri 4, Jiemin Primary
Q: Why did King Kong climb up the building?
Ans: He was too big to go up the lift!
From: Tan Jarvis, Pri 5, West View Primary
Q: Why do sharks live in salt water?
Ans: Because pepper makes them sneeze.
From: Warren Wong Wee Jun, Pri 5, Kranji Primary
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out of the window?
Ans: He wanted to see the butterfly.
From: Warren Wong Wee Jun, Pri 5, Kranji Primary
Q: What do you get from a nervous cow?
Ans: Milkshakes
From: Nurul Hudha, Pri 5, Kranji Primary
Q: How do bees travel?
Ans: They take the buzz!
From: Darien Too, Pri 6, River Valley Primary
Q: How can you tell one end of a worm from the other?
Ans: Tickle the middle and see which end laughs!
From: Kush Madia, Sec 2, Greendale Secondary
Q: How come koalas carry their babies on their backs?
Ans: They can't push a pram up a tree.
From: Ong Han Yang, Pri 4, Catholic High
Q: How do you count cows?
Ans: Using a cow-culator!
