From: Szeto Jaxine, Pri 5, Kranji Primary
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Ans: Because he wanted to go to high school.


From: Muhammad Irfan, Pri 5, Fuchun Primary
Q: What is a good excuse for not doing your homework?
Ans: "You cannot tell me off for something I didn`t do!"


From: Razanah Abdul, Pri 6, Kranji Primary
Q: What did one Math text book say to the other?
Ans: I really have a lot of problems!


From: Lee Jia Wei, Pri 6, Boon Lay Garden Primary
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
Ans: Because she has bright pupils!


From: Jeremy Lin, Pri 5, Nanyang Primary
Teacher: What do I have if I hold 3 apples in one hand and 7 in the other?
Student: Two very big hands!


From: Ariel, Pri 6, Gongshang Primary
Teacher : Amy, can you please share with the class a sentence starting with "I"?
Amy : I is..
Teacher : No, Amy, it should be I "am".
Amy : I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.